14:24 > 12:00


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“Christ, he’s funny! Comedy has risen to a new level!” —Moses
“Now we know what the “H” stands for… HILARIOUS!” —Mohammed
“He is more famous than the Beatles!” —Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
“I know for a fact he can’t take a joke.” —Judas

Ever wish Jesus would come back as a stand-up comedian? Your prayers have been answered! The second coming is no longer coming. It’s here!  And it’s called STAND-UP JESUS!  Yes, our lord and savior is back but this time he’s no carpenter. He’s a stand-up comedian, hell-bent on preaching what he created on the 8th day. Comedy! Come bear witness to a truth that hurts and a truth that’s funny with STAND-UP JESUS! Shining the light of truth on false prophets, duplicitous politicians and immoral sheeple; J.C.’s razor sharp wit has been intelligently designed to redeem sinners of all faiths. It’s a Second Coming blessed with punchlines. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done; and it will be done with the miracle of satire that’s “Irreverent, Sacrilegious and Hysterical!

Heaven help us? Hell, yeah! (Atheists are always welcome!)

Categories: Comedy , All Shows , Outside Presenter

Parental Advisory: Recommended for ages 13+